How does a conservative Republican wife cheat on her husband??????
She votes Democratic!!!
How does a conservative Republican husband cheat on his wife??????
He sleeps with a Democratic stripper then get his lawyer to pay her hush money,
Or,
He is not cheating, because he is just getting to know his next wife better.
What is the universal symbol for a liar?????
A law degree
Why are billionaires always the worst Presidents????
Because unfortunately money can buy you everything.
What is the difference between a stripper and a lawyer?????
At least a Stripper will stop screwing you the moment you run out of money
What do you call a rich person living without electricity?????
” Camping but only because his wife makes him”
What do you call a poor person living without electricity?????
Homeless!!!!
What does 5 to 4 mean?????
The end of the constitution as we know it!!!( a Supreme Court reality)
Why did the New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft try to buy a hooker in Miami,
He didn’t try to “buy a hooker” he didn’t, he just tried to rent her for an hour, but she only charge him for two minutes!
Jokes by Leslie R Hennick
Leslie Hennick 